And Then I Felt Creepy

Walking to my psychology class, I overheard someone asking where SGM was.  After deciding I needed to use my creeping for good instead of evil, I doubled back to where he was standing and asked him if he needed help getting to SGM.  He was eternally grateful when I told him how to get there, but looked confused that I knew where he needed to go.

… and then I felt creepy.

Yesterday, I realized my conversation starters are usually things I find out about people by “glancing at” their Facebook profiles.

… and then I felt creepy.

Ten minutes ago, a resident told me that I wouldn’t be able to find a Youtube video of her Scottish dancing from a few years ago.

I now have five videos and proof that my stalking skills are still in tact, despite not being a journalism major anymore.  I gloated on her Facebook.

… and then I felt creepy.

bibliophilebelle asked: LOOK AT THAT PHOTO!!! Facebook! WTH? ISN"T THAT FLIRTING??? It's flirting!!! HES TICKLING ME FOR CHRIST"S SAKE!!!! Ya know what, boys are stupid. We don't need them. I miss you soooo much and I keep thinking about our trip to le club 33!

I SEE.  LAWDY.  BOYS ARE STUPID.  

Do you want to be roommates when we finish college?  I’m starting a cat woman colony.  There will be lots of alcohol.  Still trying to decide if it will be populated by cats or corgis.

crewmannumbersix asked: UM It's only cuz I love you so much :)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

(thepriceofacupoftea)

creepycree asked: Merry Christmas. :)

No, it’s not awkward and creepy that I’m answering this like a week and a half later…

But HAPPY NEW YEAR.

While I was on duty, I pressed my ear up to a resident’s door to see if I could hear of any illegal activities going on in the suite.

…and then I felt creepy.

(And busted them for marijuana usage.)

I know when Matt Barkley took his final.  I was sending him well-wishes the entire time.

…and then I felt creepy.